Weird Wednesday Love Poem
The World’s Worst Fugitive
I do not have a shovel.
The warden here is
as wily
as she is wicked.
I do not even have a spoon,
because we never eat soup.
I suspect we never eat soup
because
it would require spoons.
I dig with a fork.
As you can imagine,
it takes some time
to dig a tunnel
with a fork.
Five years,
to be precise.
I dig with a fork
for five years.
Four tiny tines
to freedom.
A tunnel
under my bed,
under the fence.
The stars beyond the prison wall
are brighter.
The air is fragrant
as it kisses my cheek.
But, no.
Oh, no.
Those are lips
against my cheek.
I know those lips
against my cheek.
Those weren’t stars,
but the searchlight,
reflecting in her eyes.
That wasn’t a breeze
but her breath,
her whisper
her words.
“Don’t leave me.”
So I don’t.